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Don’t get left on the sidelines — limited roster slots are available for the early-2023 season.

I work online ONLY with select MVPs (with some in-person exceptions for the Miami area) who are ready to FINALLY stop making excuses to themselves, and smash their goals with a caring, communicative coach and an awesome, supportive community of fellow footie fans.

I do not believe in diet culture, or self-punishment, but I also do not deal with whining, complaining, or time-wasting.

I DO NOT offer generic Zoom yoga classes with no focus, no commitment, or without a sense of expectation that you'll be there to support your community.

I DO help open-minded, kind, and curious citizens of the world feel their best physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

Sound like you? Hit the link here or fill out the form to book a FREE 20-minute Tactical Talk.

One of my assistant coaches will be in touch to arrange a time for us to meet by Zoom.